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Packer Backer
09-08-2006, 02:46 PM
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year and decided to get
married. There was only one thing bothering me: her
beautiful younger sister. My sister-in-law-to-be was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and went bra-less.

One day she called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she told me she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome. She said that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I married her sister.

Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going up stairs to my bedroom but if
you want one last wild fling, come up and join me." I was stunned as I
watched her go up the stairs At the top she pulled off her panties and
threw them down at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight out the front door to my car. Lo
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, "We're so happy that you've passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is:
Always, always, keep your condoms in your car

The Guardian
09-08-2006, 03:53 PM
that is funny.

wldponi03
09-09-2006, 10:00 AM
:rofl: Thats a Good One!!! :rofl: