CJs97gt
09-04-2006, 12:17 PM
A guy went to go see a doctor, and told the doc,"Im having trouble performing in the bed."
The doctor advised him, " have you tried masturbating before you do it, you will last longer if you do."
So the guy was on his way home and wanted to show his wife his new found glory. But the trouble was thinking where he could rub one out before he does it with her. He was thinking, " i could do it at the office but someone might see me, and the bathroom is too small." Just as he pulled into his driveway he got an idea, he decided to just do it under the car and pretend he was fixing something.
He then crawled under the car, closed his eyes and started doing his business.
Just then a cop pulled up and asked him "sir, what are you doing?"
the man replied "just fixing my car"
the officer replied back " well you might want to fix the brakes too, because your car just rolled down the street."
The doctor advised him, " have you tried masturbating before you do it, you will last longer if you do."
So the guy was on his way home and wanted to show his wife his new found glory. But the trouble was thinking where he could rub one out before he does it with her. He was thinking, " i could do it at the office but someone might see me, and the bathroom is too small." Just as he pulled into his driveway he got an idea, he decided to just do it under the car and pretend he was fixing something.
He then crawled under the car, closed his eyes and started doing his business.
Just then a cop pulled up and asked him "sir, what are you doing?"
the man replied "just fixing my car"
the officer replied back " well you might want to fix the brakes too, because your car just rolled down the street."