lxexpress
08-23-2006, 11:26 PM
> A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT
> HIM AND SAYS HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE
> HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS, " DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE
REPLIES, "I
> THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS." NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE
ONLY
> TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, " MY GOD, ARE YOU
> THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE, WITH
> ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET
CELERY AND
> THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY BUTT?"
>
> SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER!"
> HIM AND SAYS HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE
> HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS, " DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE
REPLIES, "I
> THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS." NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE
ONLY
> TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, " MY GOD, ARE YOU
> THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE, WITH
> ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET
CELERY AND
> THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY BUTT?"
>
> SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER!"