Gay Flight Attendant (one swear word)

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."On his trip backup the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

[lxexpress]

i thought you worked offshore,not an a jet, packer???? HAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

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Hmmm, I'm guessing you might wear the light loafers, Scotty. Wanna know why I think that? Well, I'll tell you anyway...
I posted something a while back that was kinda funny and it even had your name on it. It took you over a week to reply.
I posted something with the word GAY in the title and you replied in less than two hours.

[SomeDude451]

BUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNN.

[lxexpress]

Hmmm, I'm guessing you might wear the light loafers, Scotty. Wanna know why I think that? Well, I'll tell you anyway...
I posted something a while back that was kinda funny and it even had your name on it. It took you over a week to reply.
I posted something with the word GAY in the title and you replied in less than two hours.
i was on holidays dude...i'll catch up to you sooner or later,usually i dont miss too much....lol

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i was on holidays dude...i'll catch up to you sooner or later,usually i dont miss too much....lol Yeah, you usually don't miss much so I had to take my shot while I could:nya:

[lxexpress]

Yeah, you usually don't miss much so I had to take my shot while I could:nya:
atta boy....its what you would expect from a chevy guy.....lol

[MustangCRZY302]

that was awesome. we need more people doing that. gay or not. haha

[lxexpress]

that was awesome. we need more people doing that. gay or not. haha
"packer" might be able to help out...i think packer has two meanings....if you get my drift....HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAA

[MustangCRZY302]

haha