lxexpress
08-17-2006, 12:19 AM
For more than an hour, a man sat at a bar staring into his glass.
Suddenly a burly truck driver sat down next to him, grabbed the guy's
drink and gulped it down.
The poor fellow burst into tears. "Oh, come on, pal," the truckie said.
"I was just joking. Here I'll buy you another one."
"No, that's not it," the man blubbered. "This has been the worst day of
my entire life. This morning I was late for work and ended up getting
fired.
when I left the office I found my car had been stolen,so I had to walk
ten kilometres home.Then I walked in and found my wife with another
man, so I came here. And just when I'm about to end it all, You show up
and drink my fucking Poison."
Suddenly a burly truck driver sat down next to him, grabbed the guy's
drink and gulped it down.
The poor fellow burst into tears. "Oh, come on, pal," the truckie said.
"I was just joking. Here I'll buy you another one."
"No, that's not it," the man blubbered. "This has been the worst day of
my entire life. This morning I was late for work and ended up getting
fired.
when I left the office I found my car had been stolen,so I had to walk
ten kilometres home.Then I walked in and found my wife with another
man, so I came here. And just when I'm about to end it all, You show up
and drink my fucking Poison."