nhcobra
08-03-2006, 09:49 AM
> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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> 2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
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> 3 On the other hand, you have different fingers
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> 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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> 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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> 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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> 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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> 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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> 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
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> 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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> 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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> 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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> 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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> 14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
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> 15 OK, . . . so what's the speed of dark?
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> 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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> 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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> 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some jus t don't have film.
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> 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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> 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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> 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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> 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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> 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
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> 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
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> 26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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> 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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> 2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
>
> 3 On the other hand, you have different fingers
>
> 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>
> 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
> 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>
> 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>
> 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
> 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
>
> 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>
> 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>
> 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>
> 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>
> 14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
>
> 15 OK, . . . so what's the speed of dark?
>
> 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>
> 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>
> 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some jus t don't have film.
>
> 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>
> 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>
> 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>
> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>
> 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>
> 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
>
> 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
>
> 26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>
> 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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