lxexpress
07-22-2006, 01:28 PM
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into
a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops
down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna
sandwich!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you
could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops
down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna
sandwich!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you
could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."