old henry

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Old Henry has been sick for quite some time, and could no longer stand
the doldrums he was in, so he decided to see his good friend, Dr. Herb
Cohen.

After a thorough examination, Dr. Cohen told his friend, "Henry, you
have a very rare disease and the only thing that can help you is to
have a daily drink of fresh milk from a young mother."

That didn't sound too bad to Henry, and after several days of looking
for the right person, they found a young mother who was willing to sell
her milk. So, for the first couple of days Henry showed up at the
beautiful young lady's house at 2:00 sharp, and proceeded to imbibe of
the woman's breast milk.

On the fifth day, the young lady was beginning to get accustomed to
Henry, and with him nuzzling her breasts, she was becoming a bit
erotic.
So, as Henry was about to finish drinking the milk of the woman that
day, she said to him seductively, "Well, Henry, is there anything else
you
would like?"
Henry thought for a moment, and then replied, "Yes, If you would be so
kind, and it's not too much trouble, maybe an Oreo cookie?"