the funeral procession

[lxexpress]

>> >>FUNERAL PROCESSION:
> >> >>
> >> >>(DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...ITS PRICELESS!)
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee
> >> >>when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching
> >>the
> >>
> >> >>nearby
> >> >>cemetery.
> >> >>
> >> >>A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
> >> >>about 50 feet
> >> >>behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
> >>woman
> >> >>walking
> >> >>a pit bull on a leash. Behind her,
> >> >>a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single
> file.
> >> >>
> >> >>The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectful
> >>approached
> >> >>the woman
> >> >>walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know
>
> >>now
> >> >>is a bad
> >> >>time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
> >>Whose
> >> >>funeral
> >> >>is it?"
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>"My husband's."
> >> >>
> >> >>"What happened to him?"
> >> >>
> >> >>The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed
> >>him."
> >> >>
> >> >>She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
> >> >>
> >> >>The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help
> >>my
> >> >>husband
> >> >>when the dog turned on her."
> >> >>
> >> >>A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the
> >>two
> >> >>women.
> >> >>
> >> >>"Can I borrow the dog?"
> >> >>
> >> >>"Get in line."
> >> >>
> >> >>
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