lxexpress
06-08-2006, 08:20 AM
A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with
>her two kids.
>
>The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
>
>The ugly woman says "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's
>7.
> "Why?........ Do you think they really look alike?"
>
>"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"!
>her two kids.
>
>The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
>
>The ugly woman says "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's
>7.
> "Why?........ Do you think they really look alike?"
>
>"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"!