cobraspence
12-21-2004, 08:47 AM
...got this one from the ISC
Top 10 signs that you are taking security too serious
Finally, don't forget to keep things in perspective ;-)
(10) you just waited in line at the post office to mail a 15 1/2 oz package instead of dropping it into the drop box.
(9) you painted your house in green/blue/yellow/orange/red.
(8) you insist on wearing safety glasses while watching IDS logs in case a packet jumps out at you.
(7) only use a C64 to browse the web and read your e-mail. No exploits since ??
(6) your password can't be cracked by a Cray supercomputer, but you need one to remember it.
(5) you bought an x-ray scanner to screen your presents for dangerous contraband.
(4) you installed a metal detector at the cat door to screen the cats as they come back from outside.
(3) your middle initial is 'D' for duct tape.
(2) C4 attached to router wired to IPS.
(1) Tin foil beany AND lead underwear.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Top 10 signs that you are taking security too serious
Finally, don't forget to keep things in perspective ;-)
(10) you just waited in line at the post office to mail a 15 1/2 oz package instead of dropping it into the drop box.
(9) you painted your house in green/blue/yellow/orange/red.
(8) you insist on wearing safety glasses while watching IDS logs in case a packet jumps out at you.
(7) only use a C64 to browse the web and read your e-mail. No exploits since ??
(6) your password can't be cracked by a Cray supercomputer, but you need one to remember it.
(5) you bought an x-ray scanner to screen your presents for dangerous contraband.
(4) you installed a metal detector at the cat door to screen the cats as they come back from outside.
(3) your middle initial is 'D' for duct tape.
(2) C4 attached to router wired to IPS.
(1) Tin foil beany AND lead underwear.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: