steelfalcon29
05-25-2006, 06:57 AM
LITTLE NANCY WAS IN THE GARDEN FILLING IN A HOLE WHEN HER
NEIGHBOR PEERED OVER THE FENCE.
INTERESTED IN WHAT THE ROSEY-FACED YOUNGSTER WAS DOING. HE
ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THERE, NANCY?"
"MY GOLDFISH DIED," REPLIED LITTLE NANCY, TEARFULLY, WITHOUT
LOOKING UP "AND I'VE JUST BURIED HIM."
THE NEIGHBOR LAUGHED AND SAID CONDESCENDINGLY, "THAT'S A
REALLY BIG HOLE FOR A GOLDFISH, ISN'T IT?"
LITTLE NANCY PATTED DOWN THE LAST HEAP OF EARTH AND THEN
REPLIED, "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S INSIDE YOUR DAMN CAT."
NEIGHBOR PEERED OVER THE FENCE.
INTERESTED IN WHAT THE ROSEY-FACED YOUNGSTER WAS DOING. HE
ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THERE, NANCY?"
"MY GOLDFISH DIED," REPLIED LITTLE NANCY, TEARFULLY, WITHOUT
LOOKING UP "AND I'VE JUST BURIED HIM."
THE NEIGHBOR LAUGHED AND SAID CONDESCENDINGLY, "THAT'S A
REALLY BIG HOLE FOR A GOLDFISH, ISN'T IT?"
LITTLE NANCY PATTED DOWN THE LAST HEAP OF EARTH AND THEN
REPLIED, "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S INSIDE YOUR DAMN CAT."