spike
05-22-2006, 02:24 AM
> Broke Back Bar
>>
>> > >A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
>>bar.
>> > >"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
>> > >
>> > >When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
>> > >name
>> >of
>> > >your willy?"
>> > >
>> > >The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
>> >drink."
>> > >
>> > >The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
>> > >me
>> >the
>> > >name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
>> >'Just
>> > >Do It.'
>> > >
>> > >That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It
>> >really
>> > >Satisfies."
>> > >
>> > >The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
>>give
>> >him a
>> > >second to think it over.
>> > >
>> > >So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
>> >beer,
>> > >"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
>> > >
>> > >The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
>> > >
>> > > The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "
>> >'Cause
>> > >it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
>> > >
>> > >A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
>> >happen
>> > >to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
>>call
>> > >yours?"
>> > >
>> > >The first man turns to h! im and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
>> >"'Quality
>> > >is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
>> > >
>> > >The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
>> >And
>> > >gives a wink!
>> > >
>> > >Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
>> > >comes
>> >up
>> > >with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
>> > >exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
>> > >
>> > >The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, with a puzzled look
>> >asks,
>> > >"Why Secret?"
>> > >
>> > >The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
>>FOR
>> > >A WOMAN!!!!
>>
>> > >A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
>>bar.
>> > >"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
>> > >
>> > >When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
>> > >name
>> >of
>> > >your willy?"
>> > >
>> > >The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
>> >drink."
>> > >
>> > >The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
>> > >me
>> >the
>> > >name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
>> >'Just
>> > >Do It.'
>> > >
>> > >That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It
>> >really
>> > >Satisfies."
>> > >
>> > >The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
>>give
>> >him a
>> > >second to think it over.
>> > >
>> > >So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
>> >beer,
>> > >"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
>> > >
>> > >The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
>> > >
>> > > The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "
>> >'Cause
>> > >it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
>> > >
>> > >A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
>> >happen
>> > >to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
>>call
>> > >yours?"
>> > >
>> > >The first man turns to h! im and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
>> >"'Quality
>> > >is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
>> > >
>> > >The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
>> >And
>> > >gives a wink!
>> > >
>> > >Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
>> > >comes
>> >up
>> > >with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
>> > >exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
>> > >
>> > >The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, with a puzzled look
>> >asks,
>> > >"Why Secret?"
>> > >
>> > >The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
>>FOR
>> > >A WOMAN!!!!