lxexpress
05-08-2006, 07:39 PM
>> A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked
>> up for 15 years. He
>> breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
>> Inside, he finds a young
>> couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
>> him to a chair.
>> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the
>> convict gets on top of
>> her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
>> bathroom.
>>
>> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to
>> his wife: "Listen, this
>> guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
>> probably
>> spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman
>> in years. I saw how
>> he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
>> don't complain... do
>> whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
>> much he nauseates you.
>> This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
>> angry, he'll kill us
>> both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>>
>> His wife responds: "He wasn't ! kissing my neck. He
>> was whispering in my
>> ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
>> and asked if we had
>> any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
>> strong honey. I love
>> you, too!"
>> up for 15 years. He
>> breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
>> Inside, he finds a young
>> couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
>> him to a chair.
>> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the
>> convict gets on top of
>> her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
>> bathroom.
>>
>> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to
>> his wife: "Listen, this
>> guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
>> probably
>> spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman
>> in years. I saw how
>> he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
>> don't complain... do
>> whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
>> much he nauseates you.
>> This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
>> angry, he'll kill us
>> both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>>
>> His wife responds: "He wasn't ! kissing my neck. He
>> was whispering in my
>> ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
>> and asked if we had
>> any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
>> strong honey. I love
>> you, too!"