meneep
05-05-2006, 02:37 AM
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called, "The Knob", where a small
knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a new face lift. Of course the woman
wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects
were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years she returned to the plastic surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine." "I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying
problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't
get rid of them."
The doctor looked closely and said "Those aren't bags, those are your
breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
surgeon told her about a new procedure called, "The Knob", where a small
knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a new face lift. Of course the woman
wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects
were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years she returned to the plastic surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine." "I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying
problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't
get rid of them."
The doctor looked closely and said "Those aren't bags, those are your
breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."