lxexpress
05-03-2006, 12:07 AM
Dear Canada Revenue Agency
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the Globe and Mail, wherein you
will see the Feds are paying $171.50 for hammers and The Royal Canadian
Air Force has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
$1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Conservative Election
Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from the Globe and Mail
detailing how CMHC pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the Globe and Mail, wherein you
will see the Feds are paying $171.50 for hammers and The Royal Canadian
Air Force has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
$1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Conservative Election
Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from the Globe and Mail
detailing how CMHC pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer