The counselor

[meneep]

The husband and wife go to a counselor after fifteen years of
>marriage.
>
>The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a
>tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the fifteen years
>they've been married.
>She goes on and on and on.
>Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
>woman and kisses her passionately, rips off her clothes, and makes
>mad passionate love to her.
>Needless to say, the woman shuts up and sits quietly, in a very
>satisfied daze.
>The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife
>needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
>The husband thinks for a moment, and replies, "Well, I can get her
>here Monday and Wednesday,
but Friday I play golf.