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CMH
12-18-2004, 05:18 AM
LETTER TO TIDE DETERGENT COMPANY WHO EVER SAID WOMEN DO NOT ENJOY DOING LAUNDRY???

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleachalternative, and all of the stains came out!! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!! I thank you once again for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to theHefty Bag people.

Hockeyb0y3
12-18-2004, 05:36 AM
:rofl:

232stang
12-18-2004, 10:18 AM
lmao

Roush2960
12-18-2004, 11:29 AM
Ummm...mental note taken.

My Cobra
12-18-2004, 11:30 AM
HA HA HA HA. I think only the guys guys are gonna laugh at that one for some reason.

csc
12-18-2004, 11:38 AM
lol, appearently hefty bags dont work! or maybe they worked good! that part could go either way! lol, funny shit!

J
12-18-2004, 11:44 AM
:lol:

stalkerbabe
12-18-2004, 01:20 PM
sounds like we have a murder on our hands lol... now i know when i feel like killing jason the stains will come out with tide and i can hide his body in a hefty bag....here i come!