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cobranos150
04-16-2006, 12:33 AM
MY WIFE LEFT ME

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back

1nasty96
04-16-2006, 02:37 AM
:rofl:

meneep
04-16-2006, 05:46 AM
:lol: