PunisherGT
04-08-2006, 01:19 AM
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no thug NASCAR drivers:
..10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
.. 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
.. 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
.. 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the
same time.
.. 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
.. 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
.. 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
.. 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
.. 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THUGS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
..1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!
..10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
.. 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
.. 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
.. 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the
same time.
.. 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
.. 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
.. 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
.. 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
.. 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THUGS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
..1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!