lxexpress
03-31-2006, 10:11 AM
> *The Husband Store!* A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
> York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
> instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
> operates.""You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! You may choose any man from
> a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
> back
> down except to exit the Building!""
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
> on the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have
> jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men
> have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor
> 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good
> looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to
> the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the
> Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
> the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the
> Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
> have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to
> the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to
> this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
> Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
> day! Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
> can handle the truth ! ___________________________
> York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
> instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
> operates.""You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! You may choose any man from
> a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
> back
> down except to exit the Building!""
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
> on the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have
> jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men
> have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor
> 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good
> looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to
> the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the
> Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
> the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the
> Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
> have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to
> the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to
> this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
> Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
> day! Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
> can handle the truth ! ___________________________