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lxexpress
03-30-2006, 12:14 PM
I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
steelfalcon29
03-30-2006, 01:56 PM
Dude that is like so true!!! It's like ESP or some shit. lol
lxexpress
03-30-2006, 01:59 PM
Dude that is like so true!!! It's like ESP or some shit. lol
no kidding...lol
meneep
03-30-2006, 03:50 PM
:rofl:
1nasty96
03-30-2006, 07:11 PM
:rofl:
yosemiddysam
03-30-2006, 10:09 PM
:rofl:
stangracer44t
03-31-2006, 02:24 AM
Hilarious, and so true!
GW269
03-31-2006, 05:27 AM
LMAO!! Women have a highly tuned "Hot Chick Radar" Once they start tracking one they are faster than a Patriot missle to intercept!! :devil: