lxexpress
03-25-2006, 04:24 PM
Mary was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Mary was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?"
Mary fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and
held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Mary sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Mary dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to
him. Harold nodded, and said "Carry on, ma'am."
As Mary neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.
"Oh, good grief," cried Mary, "not the Breathalyzer again."
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum
speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Mary was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?"
Mary fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and
held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Mary sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Mary dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to
him. Harold nodded, and said "Carry on, ma'am."
As Mary neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.
"Oh, good grief," cried Mary, "not the Breathalyzer again."