steelfalcon doctors visit [Archive]

lxexpress

03-22-2006, 09:47 AM

A man came into the doctors office and asked the
> doctor to promise he would not laugh at his problem.
> Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
> professional. In over twenty years I've never
> laughed at a patient."
> Okay then," Steelfalcon said, and proceeded to drop his
> trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had
> ever seen. It couldn't have been the size of a
> peanut.
> Unable to control himself, the doctor started
> giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
> Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
> feet and regain his composure.
> I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor, "I really am..... I
> don't know what came over me.
> On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise
> it won't happen again.
> Now what seems to be the problem?"
> It's swollen," Steelfalcon replied

steelfalcon29

03-22-2006, 10:50 AM

I don't know what to say....maybe it's my 8" tongue that the women love then. You know you crossed that nameing line.....this is war!!! Prepare for battle. lmao

lxexpress

03-22-2006, 11:25 AM

I don't know what to say....maybe it's my 8" tongue that the women love then. You know you crossed that nameing line.....this is war!!! Prepare for battle. lmao
drop your purse little girl...LETS DO THIS.........LMFAO

steelfalcon29

03-22-2006, 12:16 PM

It's on like Donkey Kong MF!!!!! lmao

lxexpress

03-22-2006, 12:30 PM

It's on like Donkey Kong MF!!!!! lmao
EASY.....STIFLER.....LMAO

steelfalcon29

03-22-2006, 12:52 PM

hahaha so what does the prostate massage feel like?

lxexpress

03-22-2006, 12:59 PM

hahaha so what does the prostate massage feel like?
REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.........LMAO

steelfalcon29

03-22-2006, 01:00 PM

Then why do you keep going back?

lxexpress

03-22-2006, 01:04 PM

Then why do you keep going back?
she is really cute.........

steelfalcon29

03-22-2006, 01:08 PM

she is really cute.........
Has she ever found any of that shit you shoved and lost up there? :rofl:

lxexpress

03-22-2006, 01:10 PM

Has she ever found any of that shit you shoved and lost up there? :rofl:
what shit???????? hahahahahahaha

91GT347

03-22-2006, 01:33 PM

Lx,have you been to my house ? I'm missing a brand new MAC torque wrench. lmao

steelfalcon29

03-22-2006, 01:34 PM

Furry animal carcases, hot wheels etc......

lxexpress

03-22-2006, 01:38 PM

lemme check........NOPE.. TWO OF YA NOW???? dont make me get riddick in here....

steelfalcon29

03-22-2006, 01:40 PM

Quote from 91gt331 no man. Hot Wheels would just fall out. It would have to be something bigger.lmao

Riddick

03-22-2006, 09:56 PM

DID SOMEONE SAY RIDDICK...WHATS UP LEX....AND SQUEIRL BOYS...FALCON AND 91.....WHATS THAT IN BOTH OF YOUR MOUTHS...MY NUTS....I GOT UR BACK LEX....

lxexpress

03-22-2006, 10:48 PM

DID SOMEONE SAY RIDDICK...WHATS UP LEX....AND SQUEIRL BOYS...FALCON AND 91.....WHATS THAT IN BOTH OF YOUR MOUTHS...MY NUTS....I GOT UR BACK LEX....
thanx man...i though i was gonna go one on one...takes two of those meatheads to come up with one comment between them.i appreciate the support....IN THE WORDS OF BIG JOHN MCCARTHY"LETS GET IT ON"

GW269

03-23-2006, 06:16 AM

ROFLMFAO you guys!!! quit, just quit..... my eyes are watering. Nothing like a group of guys with penis envy!!! :devil:

steelfalcon29

03-23-2006, 06:45 AM

Look 91 were being surrounded.

lxexpress

03-23-2006, 07:28 AM

SURROUNDED??????? are you on glue???? takes more than two people to surround someone...if 91 is your calvary?????? you had better look for some better reinforcements....wwwwwwwwwway better reinforcements LMAO......

steelfalcon29

03-23-2006, 07:40 AM

What are you trying to say about 91???? I have faith in 91 that he can handle himself now your south of the border back up on the other hand just wants everyone to fondle him????? At least I'm using back up that I can turn my back on!!!! LMAO

lxexpress

03-23-2006, 10:32 AM

hey. i can turn my back on riddick quicker than you can on 91.......

91GT347

03-23-2006, 10:41 AM

lx turns his back on his reenforcements too. The only difference is he's bent over when he does it.lmao

steelfalcon29

03-23-2006, 10:59 AM

MANAMANAH!!!!! Sorry it's been awhile since I said that.

lxexpress

03-23-2006, 11:22 AM

lx turns his back on his reenforcements too. The only difference is he's bent over when he does it.lmao
not bad.....you must have needed all day to come up with that....from what i hear your theory is"your not gay if you dont push back"???? you and falcon would know i guess......

lxexpress

03-23-2006, 06:01 PM

MANAMANAH!!!!! Sorry it's been awhile since I said that.
i'm used to that now...gotta find something new........

Riddick

03-23-2006, 10:03 PM

LEX NOT TO WORRY ABOUT TURNING YOUR BACK....FALCON'S STILL PISSED THAT I DIDN'T KISS HIM WHEN I WAS DONE ON HIS BACK.....

tbird

03-23-2006, 11:49 PM

i'm used to that now...gotta find something new........
that's still funny..

steelfalcon29

03-24-2006, 06:42 AM

See Lx What did I tell you????? He can't help it, it's just bread into him!! LMAO

lxexpress

03-24-2006, 07:25 AM

See Lx What did I tell you????? He can't help it, it's just bread into him!! LMAO
i guess its still better than having 91 as back up.......

wldponi03

03-24-2006, 08:49 AM

OMG you Guys are just too Funny I laughed so hard my eyes are watering!!!!:rofl: :rofl:

lxexpress

03-24-2006, 09:36 AM

91GT347

03-24-2006, 12:32 PM

Any time you want to pull that "I'm so pretty" chickenshit yellow POS up to a light beside my special needs tricycle...BRING IT. Bring that title too. lol

91GT347

03-24-2006, 12:43 PM

Besides we cant humiliate you anymore.EH Your from Canada for god sake.EH We could never make any worse than that. EH lmao

lxexpress

03-24-2006, 12:56 PM

Any time you want to pull that "I'm so pretty" chickenshit yellow POS up to a light beside my special needs tricycle...BRING IT. Bring that title too. lol
thats an intelligent comeback....got nothing original to say so you pick on my car????? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lxexpress

03-24-2006, 01:05 PM

Besides we cant humiliate you anymore.EH Your from Canada for god sake.EH We could never make any worse than that. EH lmao
HUH? i cant HUH? hear you... I HUH? got snow HUH? in my ears?? HUH?there's nothing wrong with canada.i wont start on the u.s.a. for obvious reasons...if you are running out of comebacks or remarks we can get someone to pitch hit for you?????????from my stand point..it looks like you are..

steelfalcon29

03-24-2006, 03:24 PM

won't you two ever learn.. or are you just going to humiliate yourselves
further?....Now be good little boys and run along and climb onto that
Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for
extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your butts down to the local soup
kitchen and give hand jobs to the homeless for stang parts.

:j: :j: You got me on this one...That is one for the books. I've only known one other person that good and that fast to come up with shit. I do believe you got em beat!!

lxexpress

03-24-2006, 03:36 PM

:j: :j: You got me on this one...That is one for the books. I've only known one other person that good and that fast to come up with shit. I do believe you got em beat!!
a gracious opponent....and done with class..thank you

Frosty

03-24-2006, 04:11 PM

That was awesome!:rofl:

psyfire

03-25-2006, 11:16 AM

hey lx....if we wanted your opinion, I would pull my dick outta your mouth....so quit tryin to talk in between gags and keep goin!! rotf...lmao

lxexpress

03-25-2006, 11:47 AM

hey lx....if we wanted your opinion, I would pull my dick outta your mouth....so quit tryin to talk in between gags and keep goin!! rotf...lmao
hey psy,i heard you were blowing guys for bus fare,and then walking home anyways...

psyfire

03-25-2006, 02:25 PM

hmmmm...i heard that one before...i think you were wanting me to tell that to steel

lxexpress

03-25-2006, 03:23 PM

no ...he gave up.....

psyfire

03-25-2006, 04:33 PM

he gave up because what you said about the handjobs for the homeless is true...i saw him down there at the shelter workin that shit good....

lxexpress

03-25-2006, 08:08 PM

he gave up because what you said about the handjobs for the homeless is true...i saw him down there at the shelter workin that shit good....
i call 'em as i see 'em

lxexpress

03-25-2006, 08:11 PM

i'm done now...we had our fun..judging by the amount of views,im sure a lot of other people got a kick out of this thread also..

tbird

03-25-2006, 09:28 PM

still laughing to funny..

Riddick

03-26-2006, 02:00 AM

HEY FALCON WHATS THAT ON 91'S CHEEK....

91GT347

03-27-2006, 08:59 PM

If you mean my ass cheek.That would be your lip prints.lmao

Riddick

03-27-2006, 09:56 PM

THATS WHY U AND STEEL WON ALL THE AWARDS FOR [BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN...]AT LEAST I KISSED U AFTER I WAS DONE...BITCH......

91GT347

03-27-2006, 10:22 PM

Your just still pissed it wasnt your back we broke. Man, I miss one day and miss everything. Lx is done, psy's jumping in, Riddicks started. Man, I need to look at this more.

lxexpress

03-27-2006, 11:09 PM

is this thread gonna stop????? who started this shit!!!! LMAO

Riddick

03-27-2006, 11:14 PM

FALCON... CAINT PLAY RIGHT NOW HE HAS HIS MOUTH FULL...FULL OF 91 ASS....

steelfalcon29

03-28-2006, 07:04 AM

Riddick have you ever started a sentence or even finished a sentence or hell carried on a conversation that your faggot tendincies didn't come to light? Anyone else notice this?lmao

91GT347

03-28-2006, 07:44 AM

Well steel,I noticed it does always seem to have something to do with my ass.

91GT347

03-28-2006, 07:45 AM

No Lx,It doesnt look like the ending is in sight yet. lmao

steelfalcon29

03-28-2006, 11:58 AM

I tried to back completly out of it But Riddick can't seem to let me leave.

91GT347

03-28-2006, 01:27 PM

I tried to back completly out of it But Riddick can't seem to let me leave.
Yeah,but thats OK.Consider the source steel.lol

lxexpress

03-28-2006, 02:45 PM

i noticed that it doesnt look like is gonna end soon...looks like its gonna go the full 15 rounds

psyfire

03-28-2006, 06:05 PM

yeah buddy...looks like we got all the full fledged smart-asses in one thread!! I'm lovin' it!

psyfire

03-28-2006, 06:06 PM

hey lx...scratch the bottom part of your chin.....my balls are itchin' a bit!!

lxexpress

03-28-2006, 07:28 PM

i said i was done....

psyfire

03-28-2006, 11:00 PM

steel...you see this?? lx cant handle it! lmao

steelfalcon29

03-29-2006, 08:41 AM

Oh he can handle it!!! Don't ever make that mistake. lol We've stretched this one out 3 pages now so it's kinda old and time to re-group for the next thread that could be just around the corner. lol

lxexpress

03-29-2006, 09:23 AM

Oh he can handle it!!! Don't ever make that mistake. lol We've stretched this one out 3 pages now so it's kinda old and time to re-group for the next thread that could be just around the corner. lol
thanx falcon...........

psyfire

03-29-2006, 10:41 PM

awwww lx...did 91 hurt your feelings??

91GT347

03-29-2006, 10:52 PM

It's all in fun. Just so anyone that doesnt know,knows. None of this is serious. Damn psy. lmao Gotta love it,but I think he's really done.lol

lxexpress

03-29-2006, 11:50 PM

hurt my feelings????highly unlikely...this was between falcon and i..he said he was done...thats cool me.nothing like kicking a guy when he is down