lxexpress
03-20-2006, 11:08 AM
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up,
>>ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a
>>book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and
>>fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a
>>very short interval before returning to read his book.
>>
>>The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her
>>husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping
>>in front of him.
>>
>>The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
>>
>>His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was
>>foreplay."
>>
>>The husband says, "No, not at all."
>>
>>His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
>>
>>The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the
>>pages in my book".
>>
>>ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a
>>book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and
>>fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a
>>very short interval before returning to read his book.
>>
>>The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her
>>husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping
>>in front of him.
>>
>>The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
>>
>>His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was
>>foreplay."
>>
>>The husband says, "No, not at all."
>>
>>His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
>>
>>The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the
>>pages in my book".
>>