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03-19-2006, 09:14 PM
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,
was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian
and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I
are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian
saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she
took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her
an e-mail just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
'Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy
ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner. '
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an e-mail
from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
"I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with
Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have
found the gravy ladle by now."
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,
was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian
and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I
are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian
saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she
took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her
an e-mail just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
'Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy
ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner. '
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an e-mail
from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
"I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with
Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have
found the gravy ladle by now."
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!