meneep
03-19-2006, 01:19 PM
Subject: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to
worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in
particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young
to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
..................................One button at a time......
.............................No one moves..................
........................He removes his shirt................
..................Muscles ripple across his chest..........
..............She gasps....................................
........He whispers,......................................
"Iron this...and then get me a beer."
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to
worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in
particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young
to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
..................................One button at a time......
.............................No one moves..................
........................He removes his shirt................
..................Muscles ripple across his chest..........
..............She gasps....................................
........He whispers,......................................
"Iron this...and then get me a beer."