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ChromaLusion
03-18-2006, 11:26 PM
Original words and music by: Sir Mixxx-a-lot (Baby's got back)
Goat adaption by: Frank "HTRDLNCN" Goatzalez
Performed by: Sir Goat-a-lot


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I like big goats and I can not lie
You other Stangers can't deny
That when a goat walks in with a blown 5.0
Two goats in the back with an easy HO
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that Stang was stuffed
Deep in the teen's Stang is going
No hood on and the blowers showing
Oh, goat I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My riceboys tried to warn me
But with that Stang you got me so horny
Ooh, all of that uncle Ben's
You say you wanna fuck that Benz
Well use me, use me
Cuz you ain't that average Goaty
I've seen them draggin'
To hell with shaggin'
Sweat, sweat
Got it goin' like a turbo Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying ricecars are the thing
Take the average Goat man and give him that
You gotta pack much nitrous back
Fellas (yeah), fellas(yeah)
Has your goatfriend got the juice? (hell yeah)
Well spray it, spray it
Spray it, spray it
Spray that healthy block...

Goaty got Stang!

(LA face with Oakland Goaty)

I like'em loud and fast
And when I'm kickin ass
I just can't help myself
I'm actin' like a goat animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna race you home
And bet you double up
I aint talkin bout riceboy
Cuz Honda parts were made for toys
I wannem real fast and nice
So I can burn some cheesy rice
Goat-a-lot's in trouble
Looking for a piece of that Goatcar
So I'm drinking at a Goat bar
Watchin' these sheep walkin like hoes
You can have them sheep bimbos
I'll keep my goats like Flo Jo
A word to the thick goat sistas
I wanna race with ya
Im gonna really beat ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- til the break of dawn
I got it goin on
A lot of goats won't like this song
Cuz them goats like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather race and play
Cuz my stang is fast and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the traction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna ride in my Mustang (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick your goat out
Even Goat-boy got to shout...

Goaty got Stang!

So your girlfriend rides a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Goat got your girlfriend in the back of her Honda
My Mustang don't want none
Unless you've got boost hon
You can do burnouts or wipeouts
But please don't lose that boost
Some goats wanna play that hard role
And tell you that they'll bet gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Jared says you're Mustang's fat
Well my goat ain't down with that
Cuz your engine's small
And your exhaust is fizzing
And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin
To the beanpole in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thing
Give me a Mustang cause it's the shit
Stupid ricers just say fuck it
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his goats were on my list
He had juice but he chose to hit'em
And pulled up quick to get with'em
So goats if the bottle's found
And you want a 10 sec throw down
Dial 1-900-GOAT-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts...

Goaty got Stang!


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