lxexpress
03-14-2006, 08:54 PM
>>>>>>>> >>A Pastor In Flight
>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >>A pastor was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St.
>>> >>>>>>>>John's.
>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >> After the plane was airborne, drink orders
>>>were taken.
>>> >>>>>>>>The >> Newfie
>>> >>>>>>>> >> asked for a Lambs rum and Pepsi, which was brought and
>>> >>>>>>>>placed >> before
>>> >>>>>>>> >>him.
>>> >>>>>>>> >> The flight attendant then asked the pastor if he would
>>> >>>>>>>>like a
>>> >>>>>>>> >> drink.
>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >> He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by
>>> >>>>>>>>a dozen >> whores
>>> >>>>>>>> >> than let liquor touch my lips."
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >> The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant
>>> >>>>>>>>and said >> "Me
>>> >>>>>>>> >> too. I didn't know we had a choice."
>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >>A pastor was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St.
>>> >>>>>>>>John's.
>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >> After the plane was airborne, drink orders
>>>were taken.
>>> >>>>>>>>The >> Newfie
>>> >>>>>>>> >> asked for a Lambs rum and Pepsi, which was brought and
>>> >>>>>>>>placed >> before
>>> >>>>>>>> >>him.
>>> >>>>>>>> >> The flight attendant then asked the pastor if he would
>>> >>>>>>>>like a
>>> >>>>>>>> >> drink.
>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >> He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by
>>> >>>>>>>>a dozen >> whores
>>> >>>>>>>> >> than let liquor touch my lips."
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >>
>>> >>>>>>>> >> The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant
>>> >>>>>>>>and said >> "Me
>>> >>>>>>>> >> too. I didn't know we had a choice."