lxexpress
03-14-2006, 09:53 PM
There was this gas station in old "redneck country"
trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a
sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Just pick a number, well soon a "redneck"
customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he
guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then
guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close.
The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next
time".
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his
buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for
his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to
guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor
said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".
As they were driving away, the driver said to his
buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he don't give away no free sex".
The buddy replied, "No, it ain't rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a
sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Just pick a number, well soon a "redneck"
customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he
guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then
guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close.
The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next
time".
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his
buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for
his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to
guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor
said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".
As they were driving away, the driver said to his
buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he don't give away no free sex".
The buddy replied, "No, it ain't rigged -- my wife won twice last week."