lxexpress
03-14-2006, 08:52 PM
THE COWBOY & HIS BOOTS
>>
>>
>> A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with
>> his feet propped
>>
>> up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever
>> seen.
>>
>> The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they
>> say about men with
>>
>> big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is,
>> little lady. Why don't
>>
>> you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it
>> to you." The woman
>>
>> thought she just had to find out for herself, so she
>> spent the night with
>> him.
>>
>> The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
>>
>> Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ye, maam-!! Ah'm
>> real flattered. Ain't
>>
>> nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
>>
>> She said, "Don't be flattered... take the money
>> and buy yourself some
>>
>> boots that fit."
>>
>>
>> A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with
>> his feet propped
>>
>> up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever
>> seen.
>>
>> The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they
>> say about men with
>>
>> big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is,
>> little lady. Why don't
>>
>> you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it
>> to you." The woman
>>
>> thought she just had to find out for herself, so she
>> spent the night with
>> him.
>>
>> The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
>>
>> Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ye, maam-!! Ah'm
>> real flattered. Ain't
>>
>> nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
>>
>> She said, "Don't be flattered... take the money
>> and buy yourself some
>>
>> boots that fit."