steelfalcon29
03-13-2006, 06:48 AM
Ok this is old but still pretty good.
FDA Bulletin
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> In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
> a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.
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> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts,it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.
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> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
> available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.! It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
> gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs,"
> and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
FDA Bulletin
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>
>
> In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
> a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.
>
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts,it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.
>
> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
> available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.! It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
> gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs,"
> and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."