SDRMustang1
12-16-2004, 01:28 AM
2 nuns are driving down the road in Transylvania when a little vampire jumps onto the windshield
"What do we do" asked the first nun
"turn on the windshield wipers" says the second, but the vampire held on
"What do we do next" asked the first nun
"Use the washer fluid, I filled it with holy water at the church" said the second, the vampire held on with a little burned skin
so the first nun says "I have an idea, show him your cross"
So the second nun gets out of the car and yells "get off the F'ing car!!!!"
"What do we do" asked the first nun
"turn on the windshield wipers" says the second, but the vampire held on
"What do we do next" asked the first nun
"Use the washer fluid, I filled it with holy water at the church" said the second, the vampire held on with a little burned skin
so the first nun says "I have an idea, show him your cross"
So the second nun gets out of the car and yells "get off the F'ing car!!!!"