steelfalcon29
03-04-2006, 08:21 AM
A husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 20 years of marriage.
The counselor asks what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade
listing every problem they have ever had in the 20 years that they've
been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up,
goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately.
The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says: "That is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks a moment and replies, ""Well, I can get her here
Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf.
The counselor asks what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade
listing every problem they have ever had in the 20 years that they've
been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up,
goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately.
The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says: "That is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks a moment and replies, ""Well, I can get her here
Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf.