steelfalcon29
03-03-2006, 07:19 AM
A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking and shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently
and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free
hand. Releasing the boy's testicles the woman hands the coin to the
father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a
word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?"
"No,"the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking and shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently
and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free
hand. Releasing the boy's testicles the woman hands the coin to the
father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a
word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?"
"No,"the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".