steelfalcon29
02-22-2006, 10:21 AM
A couple had only been married for two weeks the husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going
to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
from 12 Different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that
he could think of Saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar...
You know... they have frozen Glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She
took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll,
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the
oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres; chicken
wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's
swearing, dirty words and all that.
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT!
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR
BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS
D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING
TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
And, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going
to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
from 12 Different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that
he could think of Saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar...
You know... they have frozen Glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She
took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll,
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the
oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres; chicken
wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's
swearing, dirty words and all that.
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT!
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR
BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS
D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING
TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
And, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?