Cobra94
02-15-2006, 11:59 PM
THE PERFECT HUSBAND:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN;"Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It'sonly $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN:"A grand, sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:" I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models, I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: $90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for $90,000, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: 'Well, go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly
a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...He smiles and asks:
" Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN;"Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It'sonly $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN:"A grand, sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN:" I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models, I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: $90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for $90,000, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: 'Well, go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly
a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...He smiles and asks:
" Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"