Cobra94
02-16-2006, 12:54 AM
DEAR TIDE
I'm writing to say what an excellent
product you have!
I've used it all through my married life,
as my Mom always told me
it was the best.
Now though I am in my fifties, I find it
even better! In fact,
about a month ago, I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started
to berate me about how
clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I
ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the
stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out! In! fact, the stains
came out so well the
detectives who came by yesterday told me
that the DNA tests on my
blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I would
no longer be considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is
bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I thank you, once again,
for having such a great product.
Well, gotta' go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people
I'm writing to say what an excellent
product you have!
I've used it all through my married life,
as my Mom always told me
it was the best.
Now though I am in my fifties, I find it
even better! In fact,
about a month ago, I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started
to berate me about how
clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I
ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the
stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out! In! fact, the stains
came out so well the
detectives who came by yesterday told me
that the DNA tests on my
blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I would
no longer be considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is
bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I thank you, once again,
for having such a great product.
Well, gotta' go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people