Cobra94
02-15-2006, 11:16 PM
>> Subject: Cell vs. Cubicle>>
>> Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, here's a handy reference:
>> IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell.
>> AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you get 3 meals a day.
>> AT WORK; you get 1 meal break a day and have to pay for it.
>>
>> IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
>> AT WORK: You get more work for good behaviour.
>>
>> IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
>>AT WORK: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you can watch TV and play games.
>> AT WORK; YOU GET SACKED FOR THE ABOVE.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you get your own toilet.
>> AT WORK; you share a toilet with people who pee on the seat.
>>
>> IN PRISON; they allow your friends and family to visit.
>> AT WORK; you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
>>
>> IN PRISON; all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
>>AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you spend most of your time behind bars wanting to get out.
>>AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you deal with sadistic wardens.
>> AT WORK: They are called managers.
>> Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, here's a handy reference:
>> IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell.
>> AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you get 3 meals a day.
>> AT WORK; you get 1 meal break a day and have to pay for it.
>>
>> IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
>> AT WORK: You get more work for good behaviour.
>>
>> IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
>>AT WORK: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you can watch TV and play games.
>> AT WORK; YOU GET SACKED FOR THE ABOVE.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you get your own toilet.
>> AT WORK; you share a toilet with people who pee on the seat.
>>
>> IN PRISON; they allow your friends and family to visit.
>> AT WORK; you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
>>
>> IN PRISON; all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
>>AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you spend most of your time behind bars wanting to get out.
>>AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
>>
>> IN PRISON; you deal with sadistic wardens.
>> AT WORK: They are called managers.