Cobra94
02-15-2006, 07:16 AM
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting
room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she
returned
with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He
could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would
tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and
that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the
flu all winter?"
admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting
room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she
returned
with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He
could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would
tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and
that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the
flu all winter?"