lxexpress
02-13-2006, 10:37 PM
>> Subject: Joke- Golf
>
>
> A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
>
> Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
> the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
> to go up there, find the o! wner, apologize and see how much your
> lousy drive is going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
> A warm voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done.
> Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
> on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
> my window?"
>
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
> You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
> thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
> three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
> I'll keep the last one for myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He ponder! ed a moment and
> blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
> And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
> country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
> safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
> your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"!
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
> what about you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the
> same for you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
> rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
> looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your
> husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
> believe in genies?" hmmm.
>
>
>
>
> A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
>
> Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
> the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
> to go up there, find the o! wner, apologize and see how much your
> lousy drive is going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
> A warm voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done.
> Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
> on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
> my window?"
>
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
> You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
> thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
> three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
> I'll keep the last one for myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He ponder! ed a moment and
> blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
> And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
> country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
> safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
> a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
> your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"!
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
> what about you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the
> same for you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
> rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
> looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your
> husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
> believe in genies?" hmmm.
>
>