lxexpress
02-13-2006, 06:36 PM
An Avon lady was alone in an elevator
>>>>when suddenly she had to fart.
>>>>
>>>>She promptly reached into her bag and
>>>>sprayed the air with an Avon Pine Scented
>>>>deodorizer.
>>>>
>>>>Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator.
>>>>He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked,
>>>>"Do you smell something?"
>>>>
>>>>"Well, yes I do," he replied.
>>>>
>>>>"What does it smell like? "she asked.
>>>>The bemused gentleman answered,
>>>>"I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like
>>>>someone shit under a Christmas tree".
>>>>
>>>>Have a great day!!!!>>
>>>>
>>>>when suddenly she had to fart.
>>>>
>>>>She promptly reached into her bag and
>>>>sprayed the air with an Avon Pine Scented
>>>>deodorizer.
>>>>
>>>>Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator.
>>>>He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked,
>>>>"Do you smell something?"
>>>>
>>>>"Well, yes I do," he replied.
>>>>
>>>>"What does it smell like? "she asked.
>>>>The bemused gentleman answered,
>>>>"I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like
>>>>someone shit under a Christmas tree".
>>>>
>>>>Have a great day!!!!>>
>>>>