lxexpress
02-13-2006, 06:34 PM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a
shop in the city.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.
So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came there by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.
interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a
shop in the city.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.
So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came there by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.