lxexpress
02-11-2006, 01:55 PM
>>>>> -----> > LITTLE BOY WITH FROG
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > > A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street
dragging a
>>>>> > flattened
>>>>> > > frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a
>>>>> > > House of
>>>>> ill
>>>>> > > repute and knocked on the door.
>>>>> > > When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked
what
>>>>> > > he
>>>>> > > wanted.
>>>>> > > He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I
have
>>>>> > > the
>>>>> > > money
>>>>> > > to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it".
>>>>> > > The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
>>>>> > > Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
>>>>> > > He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?"
>>>>> > > Of course the Madam said no.
>>>>> > > He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots
>>>>> > > after
>>>>> > > making
>>>>> > > love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want".
>>>>> > > Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay
for
>>>>> > > it,
>>>> the
>>>>> > > cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He
>>>> headed
>>>>> > > down
>>>>> > > the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten
minutes
>>>> later
>>>>> he
>>>>> > > came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed
out
>>>>> > > the
>>>>> > > door.
>>>>> > > The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only
girl
>>>>> > > in
>>>> the
>>>>> > > place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
>>>>> > > He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
>>>>> > > parents
>>>>> are
>>>>> > > going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
>>>> baby-sitter.
>>>>> > > After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she
>>>> just
>>>>> > > happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get
the
>>>> Dose
>>>>> > > that
>>>>> > > I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
>>>> baby-sitter
>>>>> > > home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll
catch
>>>>> > > the
>>>>> dose.
>>>>> > > Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum
will go
>>>>> > > to
>>>>> bed
>>>>> > > and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad
goes
>>>>> > > to
>>>>> > work,
>>>>> > > the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and
>>>>> > > catch
>>>> the
>>>>> > > clap , and HE'S the bastard that I want to get .... cos he ran
>>>>> > > over my
>>>>> > > FROG!"
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > > A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street
dragging a
>>>>> > flattened
>>>>> > > frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a
>>>>> > > House of
>>>>> ill
>>>>> > > repute and knocked on the door.
>>>>> > > When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked
what
>>>>> > > he
>>>>> > > wanted.
>>>>> > > He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I
have
>>>>> > > the
>>>>> > > money
>>>>> > > to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it".
>>>>> > > The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
>>>>> > > Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
>>>>> > > He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?"
>>>>> > > Of course the Madam said no.
>>>>> > > He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots
>>>>> > > after
>>>>> > > making
>>>>> > > love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want".
>>>>> > > Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay
for
>>>>> > > it,
>>>> the
>>>>> > > cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He
>>>> headed
>>>>> > > down
>>>>> > > the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten
minutes
>>>> later
>>>>> he
>>>>> > > came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed
out
>>>>> > > the
>>>>> > > door.
>>>>> > > The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only
girl
>>>>> > > in
>>>> the
>>>>> > > place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
>>>>> > > He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
>>>>> > > parents
>>>>> are
>>>>> > > going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
>>>> baby-sitter.
>>>>> > > After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she
>>>> just
>>>>> > > happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get
the
>>>> Dose
>>>>> > > that
>>>>> > > I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
>>>> baby-sitter
>>>>> > > home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll
catch
>>>>> > > the
>>>>> dose.
>>>>> > > Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum
will go
>>>>> > > to
>>>>> bed
>>>>> > > and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad
goes
>>>>> > > to
>>>>> > work,
>>>>> > > the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and
>>>>> > > catch
>>>> the
>>>>> > > clap , and HE'S the bastard that I want to get .... cos he ran
>>>>> > > over my
>>>>> > > FROG!"