lxexpress
02-03-2006, 08:44 PM
>
> >>>30 Years Difference:
> >>>
> >>>1973: Long hair
> >>>2003: Longing for hair
> >>>
> >>>1973: KEG
> >>>2003: EKG
> >>>
> >>>1973: Acid rock
> >>>2003: Acid reflux
> >>>
> >>>1973: Moving to California because it's cool
> >>>2003: Moving to California because it's warm
> >>>
> >>>1973: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
> >>>2003: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor
> >>>
> >>>1973: Seeds and stems
> >>>2003: Roughage
> >>>
> >>>1973: Hoping for a BMW
> >>>2003: Hoping for a BM
> >>>
> >>>1973: The Grateful Dead
> >>>2003: Dr. Kevorkian
> >>>
> >>>1973: Going to a new, hip joint
> >>>2003: Receiving a new hip joint
> >>>
> >>>1973: Rolling Stones
> >>>2003: Kidney Stones
> >>>
> >>>1973: Passing the drivers' test
> >>>2003: Passing the vision test
> >>>
> >>>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
> >>>change
> >>>things.
> >>>
> >>>The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
born
> >>>in
> >>>1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
> >>>
> >>>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> >>>
> >>>Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
> >>>
> >>>The CD was introduced the year they were born.
> >>>
> >>>They have always had an answering machine
> >>>
> >>>They have always had cable.
> >>>
> >>>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
> >>>
> >>>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> >>>
> >>>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
> >>>
> >>>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> >>>
> >>>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
> >>>
> >>>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
> >>>
> >>>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel",
or
> >>>"de
> >>>plane Boss, de plane".
> >>>
> >>>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
> >>>
> >>>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
> >>>
> >>>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
> >>>
> >>>Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Pass this on to the other old fogies on
your
> >>>list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble
> >>>reading.
> >>>30 Years Difference:
> >>>
> >>>1973: Long hair
> >>>2003: Longing for hair
> >>>
> >>>1973: KEG
> >>>2003: EKG
> >>>
> >>>1973: Acid rock
> >>>2003: Acid reflux
> >>>
> >>>1973: Moving to California because it's cool
> >>>2003: Moving to California because it's warm
> >>>
> >>>1973: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
> >>>2003: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor
> >>>
> >>>1973: Seeds and stems
> >>>2003: Roughage
> >>>
> >>>1973: Hoping for a BMW
> >>>2003: Hoping for a BM
> >>>
> >>>1973: The Grateful Dead
> >>>2003: Dr. Kevorkian
> >>>
> >>>1973: Going to a new, hip joint
> >>>2003: Receiving a new hip joint
> >>>
> >>>1973: Rolling Stones
> >>>2003: Kidney Stones
> >>>
> >>>1973: Passing the drivers' test
> >>>2003: Passing the vision test
> >>>
> >>>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
> >>>change
> >>>things.
> >>>
> >>>The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
born
> >>>in
> >>>1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
> >>>
> >>>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> >>>
> >>>Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
> >>>
> >>>The CD was introduced the year they were born.
> >>>
> >>>They have always had an answering machine
> >>>
> >>>They have always had cable.
> >>>
> >>>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
> >>>
> >>>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> >>>
> >>>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
> >>>
> >>>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> >>>
> >>>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
> >>>
> >>>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
> >>>
> >>>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel",
or
> >>>"de
> >>>plane Boss, de plane".
> >>>
> >>>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
> >>>
> >>>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
> >>>
> >>>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
> >>>
> >>>Do you feel old yet? (Sorry) Pass this on to the other old fogies on
your
> >>>list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble
> >>>reading.