spike
02-03-2006, 04:42 PM
Subject: funny
> After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he
> beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a
> luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
>
>
>
> "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the
> girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why
> not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so
> why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
>
>
>
> When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
> same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
>
>
>
> "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what
> y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but
> where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah
> still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
> After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he
> beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a
> luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
>
>
>
> "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the
> girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why
> not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so
> why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
>
>
>
> When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
> same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
>
>
>
> "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what
> y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but
> where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah
> still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."