lxexpress
02-02-2006, 07:47 PM
A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 5 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
going to
say 'fuckin hell' and you say 'fuckin ass', OK?"
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants
for
breakfast. "Aw, fuckin hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. The Mom looks at the 4 year old
and
asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
Man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fuckin ass it won't
be
Cheerios!"
what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 5 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
going to
say 'fuckin hell' and you say 'fuckin ass', OK?"
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants
for
breakfast. "Aw, fuckin hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. The Mom looks at the 4 year old
and
asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
Man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fuckin ass it won't
be
Cheerios!"