lxexpress
02-01-2006, 07:50 PM
GUY GOES TO THE U.S. POST OFFICE TO APPLY FOR A JOB.
THE INTERVIEWER ASKS HIM, "HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE SERVICE?"
"YES," HE SAYS. "I WAS IN VIETNAM FOR THREE YEARS"
THE INTER VIEWER SAYS, "THAT WILL GIVE YOU EXTRA POINTS TOWARD EMPLOYMENT"
AND ASKS, " ARE YOU DISABLED IN ANY WAY?"
THE GUYS SAYS, " YES 100%... A MORTAR ROUND EXPLODED NEAR ME AND BLEW MY
TESTICLES OFF".
THE INTERVIEWER TELLS THE GUY, "OK I CAN HIRE YOU RIGHT NOW. THE HOURS ARE
FROM 8 AM TO 4 PM. YOU CAN START TOMORROW. COME IN AT 10 AM.
THE GUY IS PUZZLED AND SAYS, "IF THE HOURS ARE FROM 8 AM TO 4 PM THEN WHY
DO YOU WANT ME TO COME IN AT 10 AM?
"THIS IS A GOVERNMENT JOB" " FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS WE STAND AROUND
SCRATCHING OUR BALLS... NO POINT IN YOU COMING IN FOR THAT
i hope the people in the service dont take offence to this...its not meant that way
THE INTERVIEWER ASKS HIM, "HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE SERVICE?"
"YES," HE SAYS. "I WAS IN VIETNAM FOR THREE YEARS"
THE INTER VIEWER SAYS, "THAT WILL GIVE YOU EXTRA POINTS TOWARD EMPLOYMENT"
AND ASKS, " ARE YOU DISABLED IN ANY WAY?"
THE GUYS SAYS, " YES 100%... A MORTAR ROUND EXPLODED NEAR ME AND BLEW MY
TESTICLES OFF".
THE INTERVIEWER TELLS THE GUY, "OK I CAN HIRE YOU RIGHT NOW. THE HOURS ARE
FROM 8 AM TO 4 PM. YOU CAN START TOMORROW. COME IN AT 10 AM.
THE GUY IS PUZZLED AND SAYS, "IF THE HOURS ARE FROM 8 AM TO 4 PM THEN WHY
DO YOU WANT ME TO COME IN AT 10 AM?
"THIS IS A GOVERNMENT JOB" " FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS WE STAND AROUND
SCRATCHING OUR BALLS... NO POINT IN YOU COMING IN FOR THAT
i hope the people in the service dont take offence to this...its not meant that way