lxexpress
02-01-2006, 07:48 PM
>>> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
>>> An attractive blonde from St John's arrived and bet
>>> twenty-thousand dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>>
>>> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
>>> I'm completely nude. "
>>>
>>> With that, she stripped from the neck down,
>>> rolled the dice and yelled,
>>> "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>>>
>>> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
>>> squealed...
>>>"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>>>
>>> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
>>> and her clothes and quickly departed.
>>> The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
>>>
>>> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>>>
>>> The other answered, "I don't know -
>>> I thought you were watching."
>>> An attractive blonde from St John's arrived and bet
>>> twenty-thousand dollars($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>>
>>> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
>>> I'm completely nude. "
>>>
>>> With that, she stripped from the neck down,
>>> rolled the dice and yelled,
>>> "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>>>
>>> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
>>> squealed...
>>>"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>>>
>>> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
>>> and her clothes and quickly departed.
>>> The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
>>>
>>> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>>>
>>> The other answered, "I don't know -
>>> I thought you were watching."