slap your co worker day.TODAY!!!!!!!!

[lxexpress]

Have anyone in mind?


Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!




Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:



Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?



Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?



Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?



Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?



Well, I am so very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!



Here are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.




If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of, and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

[HerNastyNotch]

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[1nasty96]

:lol: :smack:

[blown93feature]

well. I'm going to be a very busy guy today because I work with a whole bunch of people that could use the dope slap!!

[Frosty]

Ooooo snap!!! She got knocked the **** out!

[steelfalcon29]

Hey I don't work with lx, hell I don't even work in the same country but if there is someone out there that does could you slap lx on this special day for me? :rofl: :smack:

[lxexpress]

Hey I don't work with lx, hell I don't even work in the same country but if there is someone out there that does could you slap lx on this special day for me? :rofl: :smack:
HEY THATS NOT NICE..WHY YA GETTING PERSONAL.....LOL...i never said anything about your rash??????????? hahhahahaahhahahahahaahhahaaha

[91GT347]

I dont think you two are ever NICE to each other.

[91GT347]

Its alot of fun though !!!lmao

[lxexpress]

Its alot of fun though !!!lmao
he started it.........lol

[steelfalcon29]

I did, didn't I? :rofl:

[lxexpress]

I did, didn't I? :rofl:
this is what makes this site great to be a part of.........

[steelfalcon29]

this is what makes this site great to be a part of.........
You got that right!!!!!!!!!! I just wish I had come on board when I was asked the first time!!!! It's a blast jacking with ya lx. :devil:

[lxexpress]

You got that right!!!!!!!!!! I just wish I had come on board when I was asked the first time!!!! It's a blast jacking with ya lx. :devil:
back at ya..buddy...im sure lots of people wonder if were joking or not..and how many people get a kick out of us too

[steelfalcon29]

back at ya..buddy...im sure lots of people wonder if were joking or not..and how many people get a kick out of us too
Yeah no doubt!! As far as if were just joking or not....let em keep guessing. :rofl:

[lxexpress]

Yeah no doubt!! As far as if were just joking or not....let em keep guessing. :rofl:
SCREW YOU ....JERKWAD

[steelfalcon29]

SCREW YOU ....JERKWAD
I heard that you were that way....Did you used to be a priest?

[lxexpress]

no...they said only one in the church at a time..you already had way more experiance

[steelfalcon29]

Yes My Son....may you be heal'd of your Mental Condition.

[Riddick]

HEY FALCON..THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALTER BOY... :rofl:

[lxexpress]

HEY FALCON..THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALTER BOY... :rofl:
he's in training...it interferes with the shopping cart job.....lol

[steelfalcon29]

Your both going to HELL :nya:

[Riddick]

YEAH BUT WELL BE THERE WITH ALL THE HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS..HELL YA :devil:

[steelfalcon29]

YEAH BUT WELL BE THERE WITH ALL THE HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS..HELL YA :devil:
yeah but I heard that you don't perfer that type....You know females. :devil: :rofl: :rofl:

[lxexpress]

YEAH BUT WELL BE THERE WITH ALL THE HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS..HELL YA :devil:...ya dicksmack...we be jamming, man

[steelfalcon29]

...ya dicksmack...we be jamming, man
Were you two bunk mates in prison? :gay:

[lxexpress]

Were you two bunk mates in prison? :gay:
no...you were our only bitch......

[steelfalcon29]

:rofl: No someone has misled you into believing that...I was your bubba and don't forget it!! :rofl:

[Riddick]

FAlCON..ALL THAT SOAP GONE TO UR HEAD OR WHAT? WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVED BENDING OVER TO GET IT FOR US :naughty:

[lxexpress]

ya....did you notice even when he wasnt in the shower he had a couple bars of soap on him.....

[steelfalcon29]

You two have already got so used to it that when you hear a zipper you just grab your ankles...

[lxexpress]

You two have already got so used to it that when you hear a zipper you just grab your ankles...
if i want any more lip outta you,i'll scrape it off my zipper...dont be upset with us 'cause you're still riding the short bus

[steelfalcon29]

They let me ride the big bus in the evenings now.

[lxexpress]

They let me ride the big bus in the evenings now.
come on....didnt your parents ever tell you its not nice to lie!!!!!!!!!!! you dont ride the big bus yet..you might think you do...but you dont.....

[steelfalcon29]

Well that's what they told me and it looks bigger....riddicks rides the same bus with me now.